February 2012
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Watchs3xpose:
babygiraff3s:
j3sustits:
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-decimate:
i can’t breathe
I NEARLY FELL OFF MY BED OHH MY GOD TEARS PEEING CRYING I CANT
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT
IM LITERADL,T I CANT BREATHE LFAOFIN I JUST OMFG WAT
lmaoooooooooooooooooo what is air omg
I just broke my sunglasses and I cant go see the...
wtf cruel world, whyyyyyy
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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kim-jong-mothra:
dewzilla:
Recordings by...
nodesitvirtus:
Basshunter- DotA
2006 and still...
for my american music class my homework assignment...
this is the class where my teacher took OFF points on a WORKSHEET about a MOVIE we watched in class because I did not capitalize the ‘b’ in ‘bible.’ yeah its a book, I get it I get it. but it was an in class worksheet about a frekin movie filled with plenty of other grammar mistakes. sorry I offended you? and now you can go home and google those lyrics. I am eager to hear...
Have I ever had “ANY unwanted/undesired physical... →
the-cunt-crystal:
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moniquill:
thebaddominicana:
Earlier in this pregnancy, I filled out my “Initial Health History” form for prenatal and birth care. You know: check the box if you’ve experienced severe headaches, diabetes, all sorts of things. After the usual “Emotional abuse,” “Physical abuse,” “Sexual abuse,” I got to this very interesting item: ”ANY...
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today my favorite teacher called on me in front of...
there is no emoticon for exploding omg …no, but I fucking wish it was me omg it can be if you want me to! omg no, I just watch a lot of anime omg Ill take that as a compliment about my hair omg I think I will remember this day forever omg you thought I used to live in japan omg I love you
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every valentines day leaves me with the question...
me: will you be my valentine
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me: its okay take your time
buying kingdom hearts re:coded is my little way of...
